From a recent issue of St. Anne's Public House...
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
"I love to go to Washington, if only to be near my money."
"When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"Back of this this wine is the vintner. And back through the years, his skill. And back of it all are the vine and the sun and the rain and the Master's will."
Sign in a California winery
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the prohibition one did, why in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."